Thursday, April 03, 2008


The Toys R Us across town is closing for remodel and all of the toys are 40% off. Do you know what that means? That clearly means that we went into the store and lost our damned minds and now have Christmas and birthdays covered until they are in their 30's. I seriously hope that Goldie with have plastic play food on her list in 2035, but seriously, don't tell her, I don't want to ruin the surprise.

We had an awesome playdate at our house this week. There were 6 little girls here eating dino-nuggets that marginally qualify as food. Then we fed them cake and gossiped. The three potty trained big girls lined up in the bathroom to go poop one by one and after Goldie went she stuck her face into the toilet and told everyone that IT'S A BIG ONE! and then came to find me in the kitchen without any pants with a wet wipe in her hands and bent over. Her friend Belle was not convinced that it WAS REALLY BIG! so she too went into the potty, stuck her face in the toilet and checked it out.

At what age do they become civilized?


Anonymous Andy said...

Really? And I just went there and spent entirely too much $$, I hate it when I do that - buy something and find out it's cheaper later.

Must. Play. Soon.

8:21 AM  
Blogger mommastantrum said...

OMG!!! I am so glad that I am not the only parent that goes crazy and stocks up on those sales with toys until he is 50!!

And I think that we will be analyzing the poo until they are at least 10.

And children are never civilized. At least if you hang out with other parents they understand!!

9:41 AM  

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