Monday, March 24, 2008

Proud Parenting Moment #6907

Within one hour of each other I both had to pull over the car, blocking traffic, to pry a blue plastic Easter egg from my toddler's jaw as she had tried to shove it into her throat and couldn't breathe, AND found my baby chewing on a cigarette butt. We do not smoke.

I feel very small. Halp.

2 Comments:

Blogger Faerie Mom said...

snort, giggle, snort.... I am laughing with you. I swear. Your adventures with yoru two are so similar to mine as to be astounding. Being a parent is so much fun, huh? LOL

2:07 PM  
Blogger Miss Ann Thrope said...

I totally wasted a whole mouth full of smoke as I read this. I was trying to INHALE that shit!

Poor Kerstin, you absolutely crack me the fuck UP!!!

2:48 PM  

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