The Happy Family

One set of Godparents set off on an adventure with the girls this morning. They have no idea what they are getting into. I don't think I'll tell them just yet, they look so damn happy.

We took the opportunity to play hooky from church and head out to a fancy-schmancy brunch where they served food with things like "chantilly cream and fig syrup with fresh peach compote and a side of snobbery." And there were cocktails! For breakfast! I was so happy to be enjoying a relaxing breakfast that when the server greeted us, the first thing out of my big yap was "I need a drink." Cause thats how I roll. Our nephew who is a chef there arranged for free cocktails and sent out samples of his latest creations while we were waiting. Multiple orgasms of the tastebuds were achieved quite effortlessly. I ate things like "strata" and "not processed meat."

Maybe two sets of Godparents aren't enough? Maybe we need more so we can get an every Sunday rotation and we can stuff ourselves and get drunk before noon once a week! Will be accepting applications! Am genius!