Thursday, August 23, 2007

Checking in with Google

Folks are searching for some might weird stuff on the interweb these days. I think it is time for the new monthly feature I will call: How in the Heck did YOU end up HERE? This is just a sampling of how folks got here this week:

  • Black Lactating Mammas Blog: You are so very, very lost aren't you?
  • Love Letter to Husband, Sweet Letter to Husband, Anniversary Letter to Husband, et. all: Mine already got his, please don't copy it. He thinks he's special.
  • Princess Potty Chart: I already told ya'll about how I feel about them bitches .
  • Birthday Letter to Big Sister: Seriously guys. You have to start writing your own shit. Are you really this out of touch with your own feelings?
  • Reglan Lactation Dog: I was with you right up until Dog.
  • Mighty Boob: Would you please make that 'Mighty Boobs'? Righty gets jealous.
  • 28 weeks Pregnant and it Feels like my Vagina is Going to Fall out: Two comments on this one. 1. Get yer sweet ass to a doctor right quick yo. and 2. Holy shit I really should stop toying with this stream of conscience blogging thing because even though I don't think I wrote that, the fact that Google thinks I did is freaking me out.
  • Too Tight Pant Lady: Shut Up. They were, but I totally got some more and I really don't want to talk about it.
  • How to Make Love to my Husband: Are you freaking kidding me? If I still knew how to do that do you seriously think I would have time to blog?
That is all for this edition. Stay tuned for more next month.

Also? I really appreciate all of the sweet emails "just to say hi" that resulted from yesterdays my-ex-friend-hates-me pity party. And no, you over there in the corner, it wasn't about you. Only she knows who she is and I don't think she would waste her time reading this blog and then sending me a shout out. Also? a mutual friend (who was also broken up with by her in the same fashion) informed me that I was being really diplomatic and kind to myself when I said she broke up with me. I was dumped. I think I will go drink some Drano now.

3 Comments:

Blogger Kian said...

My favorite way that someone found me was "I have black spit".

I totally wanna meet that person!

1:07 PM  
Blogger Sabrina said...

Those searches just crack me up! I love reading how people found me. I had one today that said Miralax is not working for my child! What do I do! Call your dr? duh!

I can't wait to see next month!

2:05 PM  
Blogger melodyann said...

Dude, this is totally not fair. Everytime I come here, I spit something on my computer screen. Today it was coffee. The other day it was just spit.

I'm going to have to go BACK and read everything from 2005 up to now, and it's going to take me away from all those other things I want to do, like wash dishes, clean the house, and laundry. BAD, Kirsten, Bad Girl!

4:35 AM  

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