Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Bits

  • While I was busy working and Davey was spending some time with Goldie enjoying her new! sticker book! Ruby was quietly digging through the pantry, naked but for her diaper. By the time we found the reason for her green, powdery baby body, she was proudly rubbing the solid green -with -mold hamburger buns all over her body like a loofah.
  • This past weekend our friends lent us their awesome beach house. Things were going great until a series of unfortunate events happened: 1. Goldie pooped in her nighttime pull up. 2. She ran to find us. 3. The poop in it's awe-inspiring quantity, could no longer be contained and fell out of said pull up. 4. She stepped in it. 5. Repeatedly. 6. Poop prints where incurred on very nearly white carpet. 7. I died. Needless to say, we learned a lot about the lack of availability of professional carpet cleaners on short notice and also about the Bissell full line of carpet shampooers.

2 Comments:

Blogger Scout's Honor said...

Ah! The poo on borrowed vacation house white carpet still has me rocking in the corner. Having spent an eternity trying to get a doggie diarrhea accident out of my white carpets last week, I know of whence you speak. White carpets should be illegal. Period.

And the green mold???? Gah! It will probably make sure her immunization is exposed young to mold and make sure doesn't have allergies? That's it! She was giving herself an allergy test, eh?

6:59 AM  
Blogger Sabrina said...

OMG that is hilarious! I can't even imagine what you ended up telling them.

7:19 AM  

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