Make-o Mistake-o

Dear Best Friend of my Mother,

Just a note to say that I am so very, very sorry that I decided to send you the link to this little blog after it was brought to my attention that you were interested.

I am an idiot who suffers from poor judgment and possibly multiple head injuries.

You are a very special person in my life whom I consider to be family. Since I only get to see you once a year or so, this blog is not the impression of me that I was hoping you would hold close to your heart. The fact that you have probably, by now, ingested pages and pages of my incessant drivel laced with every conceivable polite word/F-bomb combination and the fecal follies makes me sort of, well, horrified.

I have to go now and contemplate creative ways to avoid eye contact next time I see you.

Love you,
Kirsten