Nipple update

I was really surprised by how many of you could relate to the boob issues I am having! I was instructed by The Davey to make a proclamation on his behalf: He still likes my boobs...in fact HE LOOOOOOVES THEM. He is a very wise man, he is dealing with a 9 month pregnant woman whom he is stuck alone in a house with no one to help him should said woman experience mental breakdown due to nipple darkening/strange bumps appearing on nipples/weird not-homogonized human milk-type substance emerging from said nipples. Smart guy that husband of mine. I think I'll keep him.

He has learned an important lesson. Several months ago we were lying in bed and he rolled over onto one of the droopy ladies. Without thinking he said "wow baby! Those are dropping!" Within a milisecond I saw his face fall, hands cover his face and apologies stream out his mouth tears started streaming down my face. Poor bastard. I know he didn't mean it as an insult. Besides, he says that when he first met me the Bob Seger lyrics got stuck in his head "points of her own, sitting way up high."