My Rack
I was never a particularly attractive person. Always been chubby,and while I never had to wear a bag over my head in public, I was nothing spectacular. I did have some good features that seemed to balance out my mediocrity. I was the proud owner of the best rack in P-town. A solid C-cup, set unusually high up. So firm and perky that I did not have to wear a bra if I chose not to.They were a sight to behold.
Then I got pregnant. These babies are never going to be the same.They are starting to sag a bit. They have changed colors and gotten bumpy. I think a harlequin romance would label them 'pendulous'.
I think I will spend the rest of the day mourning my poor breasts of yesteryear.
Then I got pregnant. These babies are never going to be the same.They are starting to sag a bit. They have changed colors and gotten bumpy. I think a harlequin romance would label them 'pendulous'.
I think I will spend the rest of the day mourning my poor breasts of yesteryear.
posted by Kirsten at
7:19 AM
5 Comments:
Ugh- my nice D's are now at least E's and my back is KILLING me. I feel your pain!!
uh, I hate to tell you this, but I'm sure someone else has broken the news to you already: they aren't so pretty after giving birth either...especially if you decide to breastfeed. great for baby, sad for boobies :( I have been a little sad about this lately myself.
let us all have a moment of silence in collective mourning...
Oh baby, tell me about it. I never thought much about my average B's until I got pregnant and they jumped to blue-veined D's overnight. And wait til the baby pops out! I'm a DD now. ARGH!!! I don't know what to do with them. I am praying they return to normal after breastfeeding is over.
LOL - I hear ya! I was a perky A and have jumped to a DD. There is no way that the girls will ever be the same again. I'm joining you in your day of mourning.
I'm breastfeeding my 2nd baby now...and, no, they are never the same again. Never.
**silence**
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