Genius
If you saw a woman in a minivan chugging liquid out of a sippy cup this morning, that was me. I wanted to bring my sugar free chai and almond milk with me and there were no other portable fluid vessels around. I felt like a genius. A 29 year old genius drinking out of a sippy cup. In a minivan. Help.
I also promised to publicly declare that Davey was right and iwaswrong when earlier this week I was convinced that I was going to die and he was all "don't worry, you're fine. Calm down." Then I proceeded to freak the fuck out. Funny thing, haha, um. I'm fine. Not going to croak. So, Davey Jones YOU WERE RIGHT. Whatevs.
I also promised to publicly declare that Davey was right and iwaswrong when earlier this week I was convinced that I was going to die and he was all "don't worry, you're fine. Calm down." Then I proceeded to freak the fuck out. Funny thing, haha, um. I'm fine. Not going to croak. So, Davey Jones YOU WERE RIGHT. Whatevs.
posted by Kirsten at
8:35 PM
3 Comments:
Hi! You don't know me, and I don't want to freak you out, but I randomly found your blog a few months ago and have read it religiously since. You crack me up. I don't even have kids and you crack me up. Keep up the good work!
Delurking myself. I love readying your blog, with a 4,2,and 1 year ole I am totally relate!
so, did I best you with my email? you didn't reply. I tol' you you wouldn't believe it.
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