Sunday, February 24, 2008

Things

Things you should know:
  • While I was shoveling in my dinner tonight, my child actually looked at me and said with venom "How 'bout you get in there and MAKE MY SOUP." Coming soon to a rude toddler near you: The words 'duh', 'Woman' and possibly "motherfucker.'
  • The Davey was out of town this weekend so I invited my favorite fellow Sangria Swiller, Barb over for a slumber party. A good time was had by all. I, however, slept poorly due to The Nausea that may or may not have come from consuming the contents of a small liquor store in one sitting and also The Effing Nose Whistle that, in the moment, had me convinced that I was going to awaken my guest.
  • My armpit hair has reached such lengths that a short sleeved t-shirt can no longer contain it. Note to self: Buy long sleeved shirts.

P.S. Hey J.F.! So happy that you are reading! In other news that involves you, my New Years resolution was to let go of any hard feelings that may have resulted from The California Raisin Situation of 1989. Because, I'm all about, you know, forgiveness. Lets go out for a drink, no?

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my God, I haven't thought of the California Raisen "situation" in years!!! To this day I cannot listen to more than the first couple bars of that song without a twinge of naseau & rushing to change it. I hated everyone moment of that whole idea- from conception. I blame Richey & my mom for it all. :)Anyway, glad you're over it & I would love to have a drink w/ you sometime. It would be fun to get Rach, Carrie & you together two with the babies since they are all at a cute age. Either way, if you ever want to get ahold of me, my # is 503-890-5157 or 503-408-8374
Hasta!

12:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude, is there a reason your armpit hair is so long? i know you don't like walmart, but they have RAZORS there....

melodyann

5:51 PM  
Blogger Faerie Mom said...

Ahhhhh.... the joy of armpit hair! It has to do with an inability to get a peaceful, long shower, yes? Sounds very familiar. Add to that the leg hair that I could possibly braid and you have me as well!

8:13 PM  
Anonymous Stu said...

'Duh' shows up pretty fast, watch out. Did you make the soup extra, extra hot? You are right, that would be mean...

-Stu

2:16 PM  

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