Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Me again

I think I will be re-naming this website. Henceforth it shall be known as the Blog of Woe And Despair And Illness. And Woe. Because I know everyone is all like TELL US MORE ABOUT YOUR EFFING COLD . AGAIN.

Yeah. We're still sick. The end. But not really because I spoke with my dr. about my Recurring Swollen Glands of Doom and I must say that while his bedside manner is somewhat lacking, he is very thorough and the conversation went something like this:

Dr: So, you don't actually have symptoms now?


Dr: And you were calling why again?

Me: I just wanted to let you know. So, um. Now you know. Yeah.

Actually he said that he thinks it is an allergy. I know you are all hanging on the edge of your seat for the next installment of The Glands That Ate my Face. Stay tuned.

This doctor also marked in my chart five years ago that he was treating me for obesity. Too bad that was BEFORE I GOT FAT. Surely I will be upgraded to obesity of the morbid type on my next visit. So theres that to look forward to.

Also! In more Rhino Virus News! The cold has rendered me deaf in one ear, in case you are interested. Which you are not. But you can pretend to be. That would be ok.


Blogger Scout's Honor said...

Yep, we are plagued as well. No sooner did I get the cold of doom off my back and my littlest son started throwing up-repeatedly. Like alot! Hang in there. Wine helps with the whines. :)

8:37 PM  
Anonymous Andy said...

That's awful. I really hope you guys start getting better soon!

9:04 PM  
Blogger Faerie Mom said...

We have the endless snot fest going on over here too. Gag. If I have to watch my son lick the snot from his upper lip again I might just run screaming into the street.....

6:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think everyone is sick! At least that is what most blogs are saying! My kids and I have it as well. I hope you guys feel better!

8:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not sick! Nah Nah, I guess working with snotty nosed germy children on a daily basis for many years has finally paid off. Hope you feel better.
Remember Niche, what doesn't destroy you makes you stronger. What B Lisa a line of crap. Ha
SandB Lisa

3:44 PM  
Blogger the new girl said...

I'm so sorry that you're sick. I know it's crazy but I always feel a little wiggy after I read all about someone's sickness. Like I might get it now.

Gotta go.

4:47 PM  

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