Checking in With Google
It's been two long months since we've checked in with Google. Too long I think.
Big Hairy Bear Mama Stylist-Are you sure that she is the one you really want?
yeast in beer yellow poop-I could totally tell you a long gross story here, but I have a lot of self control. And it was green.
I am pregnant with bad cramps a big ball-Hmmm. Time to call a doctor?
she pooped her pants porn-Because sick fucks search the internet.
prunes poop diaper-Much preferable to prunes poop on your lap.
zit goatee-So glad that I am bringing this look back.
most expensive playing cards-Send me an email. I will help you come up with a better gift idea.
10 lb. boobs-Try 20.
sissy locked in plastic pants-We are actually thinking of locking them up in a more chastity belt type device. We hear that plastic can rip.
Milky Reign Lactation-Because I am the Queen.
My boob fell out-Which time? My boobs fall a lot of places these days.
Heavy Duty Mama Porn-Are you sure that the world is ready for that?
Also? To the guy in PUNTA GORDA FLORIDA searching for Goldie's Panties. If you come here via that search again I will send your IP address to the FBI. Just to make sure.
Big Hairy Bear Mama Stylist-Are you sure that she is the one you really want?
yeast in beer yellow poop-I could totally tell you a long gross story here, but I have a lot of self control. And it was green.
I am pregnant with bad cramps a big ball-Hmmm. Time to call a doctor?
she pooped her pants porn-Because sick fucks search the internet.
prunes poop diaper-Much preferable to prunes poop on your lap.
zit goatee-So glad that I am bringing this look back.
most expensive playing cards-Send me an email. I will help you come up with a better gift idea.
10 lb. boobs-Try 20.
sissy locked in plastic pants-We are actually thinking of locking them up in a more chastity belt type device. We hear that plastic can rip.
Milky Reign Lactation-Because I am the Queen.
My boob fell out-Which time? My boobs fall a lot of places these days.
Heavy Duty Mama Porn-Are you sure that the world is ready for that?
Also? To the guy in PUNTA GORDA FLORIDA searching for Goldie's Panties. If you come here via that search again I will send your IP address to the FBI. Just to make sure.
posted by Kirsten at
8:34 PM
2 Comments:
most of these made me snort-giggle. But that last bit? That stuff creeps me out. I always wonder who is checking out the pics of my kids, etc. Creeps.
Ha. I just posted that last comment under my DD's name. Cause I forgot to log her out. So... how do you find all of this stuff out anyway??
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