Your poop story for the day. You're Welcome.
I put the girls down for their naps before I sat down at my desk for lunch and blogging. I sighed heavily after setting my two little burdens down for awhile after a busy, busy morning at the zoo with our friends. It appears that the zoo is the place to be lately. Goldie looked tired. I felt tired.
Then I heard a chant coming from Goldie's room. Softly at first, then steadily louder until I couldn't ignore it any longer. I went outside the door trying to gain insight as to what exactly I was walking into. "Mot too" (?) "Hop Goo" (??) "HOT POOP" (!!!) Holy God. Not that. Anything but that.
So, to make an incredibly long, gross story short. There was poop. It was indeed hot. There has been a lot of pineapple eaten lately. Sheets and clothes were changed. Disinfectant was applied. Baths were taken by all concerned parties. There may or may not have been post hot poop cocktails served in the playroom.
Help.
Then I heard a chant coming from Goldie's room. Softly at first, then steadily louder until I couldn't ignore it any longer. I went outside the door trying to gain insight as to what exactly I was walking into. "Mot too" (?) "Hop Goo" (??) "HOT POOP" (!!!) Holy God. Not that. Anything but that.
So, to make an incredibly long, gross story short. There was poop. It was indeed hot. There has been a lot of pineapple eaten lately. Sheets and clothes were changed. Disinfectant was applied. Baths were taken by all concerned parties. There may or may not have been post hot poop cocktails served in the playroom.
Help.
posted by Kirsten at
1:32 PM
8 Comments:
Ewww. Isn't it amazing what you are able to deal with when you have kids? I don't have kids myself but have had to deal with equally icky things with my dog...
Hot poop. LOL!
My day is not complete without a poop story. Thanks for satisfying my need! heehee.
Hope you don't have another poop story to share for a long while!
And why does it always seem worse when it's hot? Ugh. Hope it was just a one day episode and not a virus!
OMG -- L is a finger painting machine with his poop. the Wife finally learned that she has to put a onesie on him during all sleep times because otherwise....
Luckily he hasn't figured his way outta a onesie yet, but I am just waiting....
poor you! I bet it was great to clean up.
Awesome. I'm so (not) looking forward to that phase again. Rylan is 7 months old, so I know it's coming soon. He just crawled for the first time yesterday, so here come diapers saggin' off of the butt anyday now.
Hot poop? Why do mothers have all the fun?
LOL! Isn't it amazing that certain foods can cause so much damage? My 6 mth old eats a jar of applesauce and watch out because it's spilling out everywhere. Ugh! Well I'm glad everything got cleaned up appropriately!
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