Setting the Bar Lower
Actual conversation this morning after David returned from an overnight trip:
Davey: I'm gonna hop in the shower real quick before we head out.
Me: Oh yeah, I should totally shower today since I can't remember the last time I did.
Silence
D: Um, I was kind of hoping that with me and Goldie being out of town you would have had some time to soak the dirt off.
Me: Well, empty hopes I guess.
This conversation coming two days after I was informed that "Maybe you should let me do the cooking for awhile." because apparently the food to hair ratio has been askew since the post-preggo hair fallout started a few weeks ago.
I also totally have hairy toes.
Do you want to make out?
Davey: I'm gonna hop in the shower real quick before we head out.
Me: Oh yeah, I should totally shower today since I can't remember the last time I did.
Silence
D: Um, I was kind of hoping that with me and Goldie being out of town you would have had some time to soak the dirt off.
Me: Well, empty hopes I guess.
This conversation coming two days after I was informed that "Maybe you should let me do the cooking for awhile." because apparently the food to hair ratio has been askew since the post-preggo hair fallout started a few weeks ago.
I also totally have hairy toes.
Do you want to make out?
posted by Kirsten at
11:32 AM
2 Comments:
Maybe you should inform David that it states very clearly in the fine print of the marriage contract, that "once you are married, shaving is totally optional for the wife."
Since I'm not married, I'm only contractually bound to shave in the summer.
bwahahahahaa! See only another mom would understand that!
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