The long, long Night
9:35 Tuck Ruby in 2 hours past bedtime, Go to grocery store
10:30 Return and stuff self full of goldfish crackers until glowing orange
11:00 Daily Show, very sleepy
11:31 Asleep
11:32 "Waaaaah" ok, ok, I'll feed you
12:00 Back in bed.
12:20 Tossing.
1:00 Turning.
1:15 Sweet, sweet slumber
1:28 "Waaaaah" *sigh* ok ok, one more time. Ruby sucks remaining bits of flesh off boobs.
1:57 Breach of diaper
3:39 sleeping!
4:21 "Wahhhhh!" Holy Mary Mother of God, YOU AGAIN!
5:00 Sleeping!!
5:06 " Mommy? MORNING!!! SHOE! Mommy?" Oh Hells Nah.
5:07 David, you are totally dealing with this. WAKE UP
5:15 Seriously asswipe, GET UP. Dude.
5:45 Not sleeping
6:01 Screw it, going to Starbucks
6:19 Um, hi friendly Starbucks drive-thru guy. In case you can't figure this out on your own, I haven't had coffee yet. I could not possibly care any less about what you are yammering about. Where in the hell is my coffee?
6:21 STOP TALKING AND GET ME THE FREAKING AMERICANO
6:22 Seriously
6:45 Blogging and toast
6:52 "Mommy!! Poopies!!" "WAHHHHH"
6:57 Head explodes
10:30 Return and stuff self full of goldfish crackers until glowing orange
11:00 Daily Show, very sleepy
11:31 Asleep
11:32 "Waaaaah" ok, ok, I'll feed you
12:00 Back in bed.
12:20 Tossing.
1:00 Turning.
1:15 Sweet, sweet slumber
1:28 "Waaaaah" *sigh* ok ok, one more time. Ruby sucks remaining bits of flesh off boobs.
1:57 Breach of diaper
3:39 sleeping!
4:21 "Wahhhhh!" Holy Mary Mother of God, YOU AGAIN!
5:00 Sleeping!!
5:06 " Mommy? MORNING!!! SHOE! Mommy?" Oh Hells Nah.
5:07 David, you are totally dealing with this. WAKE UP
5:15 Seriously asswipe, GET UP. Dude.
5:45 Not sleeping
6:01 Screw it, going to Starbucks
6:19 Um, hi friendly Starbucks drive-thru guy. In case you can't figure this out on your own, I haven't had coffee yet. I could not possibly care any less about what you are yammering about. Where in the hell is my coffee?
6:21 STOP TALKING AND GET ME THE FREAKING AMERICANO
6:22 Seriously
6:45 Blogging and toast
6:52 "Mommy!! Poopies!!" "WAHHHHH"
6:57 Head explodes
posted by Kirsten at
6:50 AM
7 Comments:
Sadly hilarious. Thinking of you!
Oh My God! I am so so so sorry!
I think I peed a little that was quite funny.
I mean I really am feelin' for ya.
You have a drive-thru Starbucks??? I'm so jealous.
That is a lot of action for a few short hours . . . I'm feeling for you because I'm tired from just reading it!! Glad you got your coffee though, Starbucks always saves the day!! By the way, I can't stand those perky Starbucks drive-thru people in the morning. They're all, "Good Morning. How are you today!" For crying out loud, don't they train these people to know that if we're in the freaking Starbucks drive-thru that early in the morning then we're probably crabby, cranky, and bitchy, so just ask us what kind of damn coffee we want!!
There's my rant . . . do you feel better??!! :) Hope you have a better night!
Ugh, I hope last night was better.
Did she at least take an extra nap yesterday to give you a break?
I laughed so hard at the "you again?!" because I feel the same way. You love them to death but you want to sleeeeeeeep.
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