The most expensive lunch ever

My mother gave me the most wonderful birthday gift today. She took Goldie for 7 glorious hours whilst me and The Davey spent a sinful afternoon playing poker and blackjack at the casino in La Center. I usually don't play poker, like never, but it just happened that I was feeling a little froggy and decided to try something new. Apparently I didn't get the memo that girls shouldn't play poker because I was the only one in the whole place who whipped out some cash and ponied up to the table. I learned a lot, most importantly I learned that I suck at poker. The hands I did win were doubly satisfying because the other players (all of whom were in posession of not only a penis but many more chips than me) totally thought I would lose so they kept betting. It was awesome.

Also they give you free food while you are playing cards. I ordered chicken strips, Davey had a steak. I figure that this lunch, while undeniably tasty, cost us approximately $200. Did I mention they don't charge for extra ranch? ;)