No baby here

So it is a big day here at Chez Davey....there is no baby here. I mean, she will come back, but until tommorow a.m. she is with her godparents who so graciously invited her for a slumber party. I am not sure how much fun the adults will have with a slumber party with someone who is 8 weeks old, but who cares, I don't have to change diapers for a day.

I was so looking forward to this day (we planned it awhile ago). We were going to go up to a casino and play cards, out to a romantic dinner....maybe some adult time, sleep in. Pure bliss. But instead Davey got struck down with some husband-striking-down-weekend-ruining-godamn-motherfucking-cold. I am SO INCREDIBLY BUMMED!! It's not like it's his fault or anything, the poor guy is dying. But seriously.....FUCK ME I have bad luck.

So I guess I will just continue sitting on the computer downloading music and working on a lovely bottle of reisling at 3:00 in the afternoon and pumping my boobs. The single life is a little different than I remembered.....