Woe is us

We are sick yo. The whole famdamily. We wanted to have not only a happy, but healthy new year. People in hell want ice water too I suppose.

Reno was a fricking blast! Where else but Reno or Vegas can it make perfect sense to start hitting the bottle at 9 a.m. and not sleep until 5 a.m.? We missed Goldie, but we found that we still have a lot to talk about just the two of us. It was awesome.

What is not awesome is hearing the words "I pooped water" or "get the snot sucker" on a holiday weekend.