Saturday, November 03, 2007

Goldie-ese, a Primer

Felf=Self, as in I can do it by mahself.
Dakin=Napkin, as in, give me a napkin or I will repeat this word until you go batshit insane.
Agua=Water. In my sippy cup. With ice. Or I will throw it at you.
Bottle=Sippy cup. Full of milk. Right now.
Try Again=Do whatever you are doing over. and over. and over.
Market=This little piggy
Jesus= Sing Jesus Loves me and you better sing it right.
Baby Song=Rockabye baby, I love you forever, or, inexplicably, The Wheels on the bus
O=Other, as in O baby song, in case you sang the wrong one. Also, you are an idiot. Geesh.
Tuck=Tuck me in. Make chant out of it, won't you? Say tucktucktucktucktuck while you do it or you are doing it WRONG and you will have to start over.
= Aw Hells No
NONONONONO=Hell to the nah.


Blogger Jamie said...

That's great. It's so fun learning their language. It gets even more fun when they start communicating ALL of their thoughts. Fun, but weird. My latest favorite from my little man is "No, I don't want spaghetti o's mom, they make my breath strange." My husband was on the phone at the time and was like, wtf is he talking about?

7:04 AM  
Blogger Faerie Mom said...

Of course then you have the ones you JUST CANNOT UNDERSTAND. My 2 yo says "du-bai" and "du-whoa" and we have absolutely no idea what he means by this. And he will say them over and over and over ad nauseum..... or until I rupture my own eardrums or run out into the street naked because I no longer have a brain....

9:04 AM  
Anonymous Andy said...


My favorite these days is Hagimur for hamburger, which she begs for all the time but will never actually eat.

12:25 PM  

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