Wednesday, June 13, 2007

The Leash

When I was a parenting expert prior to actually having conceived, carried, given birth to or raised an actual child (I was also a pregnancy, birth and lactation expert) I thought those assholes who dared put their preshus baby-waby-snuggle-bunkins on leashes were absolutely barbaric. I mean, if you wanted a dog to walk, why not just go to the animal shelter and get one. Sheesh.

Well, now that I am no longer an expert and am just a regular asshole trying to keep my toddler from shoving glass in her maw I see things a little differently.

Dude, it's totally not a leash. It's her backpack.


Blogger Kendra said...

Well, I honestly don't see the problem with these so-called leashes. I bought one for my daughter when we went on vacation. It was perfect in the airport. I honestly don't see why people are so bothered by them. They are merely to keep children safe.

10:46 AM  
Blogger Sabrina said...

I know we have the Elmo harness from Walmart. I don't hardly use it but have. Some people give dirty looks but it's better than having them run out in traffic or disappear!!

1:29 PM  
Blogger The Bents said...

Aha!!! You got one too huh?? Yup, I swore I'd never buy one, but it's nice to know that my son is safe. And at least they look cute now, with the backpack part and all. The older ones were kinda ugly all fairness...and stuff. lol

9:49 PM  

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